Blag The Stash.
Not only are you saying its too hard youre saying youre enjoying it too (now where have I heard that before Ed). Last Issues BTS was the hardest yet you sweated, you fretted, you Googled & you gargled but most of you still got it wrong. It pays to be pedantic.
Thats exactly what last issues winner was: pedantic to the point of fastidiousness.
John Jenkin of Bedford left it late, but scooped the stash with raffish charm (& the most powerful search engine in the known universe). To the victor: the spoils. A very fit postman is currently on route to sunny Bedford laden with CDs, T-shirts & a lovingly crafted set of photocopied Punk rock 45s Ltd Edit 001/001.
How the fuck do I get my hands on such an impressive stash, we hear you scream? Simple. Simply answer the 5 questions below & get your answers on an electronic postcard labelled Blag The Stash to the usual hole before 31/03/03.
1/ Which bunch of 60s reprobates surfaced as The Users on Raw Records in 1977?
2/ Which 80s pop star & 90s cross dresser started out fronting The Killjoys?
3/ Which band featured Lislot Ha, Marlene Marder, Regula Sing & Klaudia Schiff?
4/ Who provided the female voice on the spoof intro to Family Life from Sham 69s debut LP: Tell Us The Truth?
5/ Who described www as world wide wank in 2002 & in what context?
Questions compiled by The Katestar trakMARX.com Jan 2003